1. clientsfromhell:

    Me: “What browser are you on?”

    Client: “Google.”

    Me: “Google Chrome?”

    Client: “No, just regular Google.”

    Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”

    Client: “Google.”

    Me: “No.”

    Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”

    Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?

    Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”

  2. project-blackbird:

    Emily Vancamp as Sharon Carter in “Captain America: The Winter Soldier”

    Here’s an example of what we call a “soft no”. Sharon turns down Steve’s offer in a way that’s meant not to insult him but never actually uses the word “no”.

    Steve clearly gets the message, though, and importantly offers to leave her alone. Sharon’s comment afterwards gives him an opportunity to try again later, but he doesn’t press and respects her rejection of his company even though it’s probably hurt his feelings a bit.

    Just in case you ever wonder “What would Captain America do?”; there you go.

    (Source: reservoir-of-blood)

  3. Fact of the Day: deer sound like a creaky door.


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  5. no-chickflick-moments:

    freetobescary:

    sabriiel:

    Fan: When we first watch Supernatural we thought “he is really handsome” but then we found out that there were so much more than that, that you had so much more to offer. We think that a good actor can take you in a different place and is able not only to make you forget that you are watching an actor but also who makes you care about the character’s journey. And you really make people who watch you care about you and your character… and not just because you have a pretty face. You handle both tragedy and comedy with equal ability and your eyes speaks a thousand words even when you are saying nothing at all. So when Supernatural will end, don’t think about it as a conclusion, but as a stepping stone which will bring you to a bright future because you are Oscar material. [x]

    so glad this came around again

    Those tears in his eyes and him desperately trying to make a joke out of the situation so we wouldn’t notice them… Ugh never gonna be able to get over it

    This always gets me. Because look how genuinely touched he is.

    From when I was really young one of the first things I did was to perform and do shows. It was like a natural instinct.

    (Source: margaerypendragons)

  6. Sometimes I want to go catch up on Supernatural because I really wanna know what happens next.

    And then I decide I better leave that until I have a week free to deal with the heartbreak

  7. mamalaz:

    Merlin Prison AU

    Arthur is a Prison Officer at Camelot Penitentiary, a place where his father Uther is the warden and the prisoners are all illegal magic users. He initially thinks the incarcerated men and women are all monsters until he meets their leader Merlin, who changes everything Arthur believed about magic. Before he knows it, they’re working together to bring the prison down. 

    believersneverdie5:

    FUCK YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

    (Source: thatmovieguydoe)